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Old 09-30-2012, 03:15 AM  
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Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed.

They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.

"Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."

God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill Clinton. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill Clinton replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."

God thinks for a second and says "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

God then address Bill Gates. "Bill Gates, what do you believe?"

Bill Gates says, "I believe you're in my chair."



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Thats a good one.



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Old 10-02-2012, 08:45 AM  
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That man is doing a lot of good all over the world. Funny.

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That man is doing a lot of good all over the world. Funny.
He came into this little podunk town a few years ago, donated new computers to the library, had his people set them up and train the staff, all free.
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He came into this little podunk town a few years ago, donated new computers to the library, had his people set them up and train the staff, all free.
That's pretty great. He's doing what everyone says they would do if they were as rich as him. Don't see to many others in that same income bracket doing that.
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Old 10-04-2012, 01:54 AM  
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[QUOTE=Austin;2115]That's pretty great. He's doing what everyone says they would do if they were as rich as him. Don't see to many others in that same income bracket doing that.[/QUOTE]

not many out there THAT rich

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If i had his money I would travel around giving it away to. Feels good to help others.

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That's pretty great. He's doing what everyone says they would do if they were as rich as him. Don't see to many others in that same income bracket doing that.[/QUOTE]

not many out there THAT rich
Very true. All the same there are plenty that are close to being that rich and you don't hear of it.

Maybe they need a better PR firm?

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If i had his money I would travel around giving it away to. Feels good to help others.
I agree. If I had his money I would be working towards a positive world changing goal by promoting self reliance.
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If I won the lotto I don't think I would tell many.

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If I won the lotto I don't think I would tell many.
Except your Internet buds?


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