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Old 05-21-2006, 09:08 PM  
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Default Airline crews and mechanics....

P = problem logged by pilot
S = solution logged by mantinence crew

P: Left inside tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside tire.

P: Test flight OK, exept auto land very rough.
S: Auto land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on backorder.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 FPM descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF alway's inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up and fly right.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise comming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding with a hammer.
S: Took hammer from midget.

Sounds like they have some fun at work...hope you all have a good week.



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