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Old 07-21-2010, 11:03 PM  
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Mate, what a fantastic sign!!!! I'm glad l'm not living next to them. All you guys come up with the best photo's etc. Where and the hell do you get them from?
Now tell me this, do you guys have to much time on your hands or what?



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Old 07-22-2010, 03:57 PM  
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The last time I had too much time on my hands, I decided to see if I could swallow a golf ball.



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Mate, what a fantastic sign!!!! I'm glad l'm not living next to them. All you guys come up with the best photo's etc. Where and the hell do you get them from?
Now tell me this, do you guys have to much time on your hands or what?
Time? What's that? I have a two year old.

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The last time I had too much time on my hands, I decided to see if I could swallow a golf ball.
Success?
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Success?

Partial. I managed to get the ball down, but a few hours later I started reflecting on the wisdom of swallowing a golf ball. So, just to be on the safe side, I went to the hospital and waited in the Emergency area to see a doctor. Gawd I musta waited for 8 hours there to see a doctor.

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Nestor you are an absolute classic!! The last time l had time on my hands my wife got pregnant!

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Nestor you are an absolute classic!! The last time l had time on my hands my wife got pregnant!

I always wondered how that happened.


Australians breed when they have to much time. Check.
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What's the housing market look like in Australia?

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The last time l had time on my hands my wife got pregnant!
Well don't look at me.

I was in Canada at the time. I have witnesses.
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Well don't look at me.

I was (allegedly) in Canada at the time. I have witnesses(held at gun point).
There fixed it for ya.
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Old 07-28-2010, 08:59 PM  
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Well, who knows. Maybe it is one of mine.

Does the baby look anything like me?



That's my driver's license picture. Those driver's license pictures always
make a person look like they just finished killing a bus load of school children.

And I didn't kill any that day.



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