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SteveMarker 10-11-2011 06:11 AM

Cool joke..
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.

Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?

Son: At school.

The robot slaps the son.

Son: Ok! I watched a DVD at my mates.

Dad: Which one?

Son: Kung Fu Panda

The robot slaps the son again.

Son: Ok! It was a Porno.

Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didnít even know what porn was!

The robot slaps the Dad.

Mom: Hahahahaha! After all heís your son.

The robot slaps the mom.

TxBuilder 10-11-2011 12:14 PM

That was pretty good.

Speedbump 10-12-2011 07:43 AM

Can I borrow that?

campbellsoup 10-16-2011 07:37 PM

oh dang!!!! nice! loved it!

bighill 10-19-2011 12:44 PM

where did you find this? lol. i'm a sucker for jokes

isola96 10-19-2011 03:32 PM

Good one lol

mrrobinson 10-21-2011 02:21 PM

wowwwwww :D

JamesFC 02-15-2012 03:26 PM

Haha - good one! I likess ;)

ilikeblue 02-21-2012 06:58 PM

yeah, i'm borrowing this myself!

beckya 04-27-2012 10:17 AM

good one! typical American family

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