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Old 10-11-2011, 06:11 AM  
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A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.

Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?

Son: At school.

The robot slaps the son.

Son: Ok! I watched a DVD at my mates.

Dad: Which one?

Son: Kung Fu Panda

The robot slaps the son again.

Son: Ok! It was a Porno.

Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was!

The robot slaps the Dad.

Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he’s your son.

The robot slaps the mom.



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Old 10-11-2011, 12:14 PM  
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That was pretty good.



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Old 10-12-2011, 07:43 AM  
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Can I borrow that?

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oh dang!!!! nice! loved it!

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Old 10-19-2011, 12:44 PM  
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where did you find this? lol. i'm a sucker for jokes

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Old 10-19-2011, 03:32 PM  
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Good one lol

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Old 10-21-2011, 02:21 PM  
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wowwwwww

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Haha - good one! I likess

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yeah, i'm borrowing this myself!

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good one! typical American family



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