Soooo, I'm walkin through the Walmart in Watkins Glenn Ny a few weeks back with my cuz. We do the usual walk around lookin at stuff for a while, then head down towards the checkout.
As we get to a small child runnin around the store,through all the stuff in the middle of the big isle, we see a womman walking and lookin around mumblin to herself. The kid is just gigglin and the woman {cute 20 ish} is obviously in a world of her own trying to corrall the child...who hasn't been there before?
Soo, now the kid runs right past us both, and before the woman looks up to see me in her direct line of fire she yells..." My hand is about to get REAL personal with yer arse!!'...well, me not missin a beat says..." Don't you think I should know your name first?" with the biggest smile on my face.
Well, I didn't get her name, and the kid ....well the kid has a really red faced

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