A song my friend used to sing
When I was a schoolgirl, my best friend used to sing this song:
My husband's a carpenter, a carpenter, a carpenter
My husband's a carpenter is he
All day he bangs boards, he bangs boardsm he bangs boards
And at night he comes home and drinks tea
My husband's a plumber, a plumber, a plumber
My husband's a plumber is he
All day he screws pipes, he screws pipes, he screws pipes
And at night he comes home and drinks tea
My husband's a postman, a postman, a postman
My husband's a postman is he
All day he licks stamps, he licks stamps, he licks stamps
And at night he comes home and drinks tea
I think there were more verses, but that's all I remember. She thought the song was hilarious.
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