Underdog

These are all mine, not posts I've found on the internet.

Austin

I think at this point every knows it's bad. These weird packs are just shaming smokers into quitting and I don't understand why the government is taking that route.

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Underdog

Ha... that hadn't occurred to me. Humiliate people by talking down to them.
Since I've tried to quit drinking Coke, I don't judge anybody's (legal) habits.

Austin

I stopped Cokes. Was drinking more than a few a day, now I drink a couple a week while I'm eating out.

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Underdog

Just knowing it's possible brings me hope.

Here's another I spotted out and about,
100% accurate in everything except spelling:

Austin

I got a flyer on my windshield for a psychic the other day. I sent then a message telepathically letting them know I would not be using their services.

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oldognewtrick

If psychics were legit, wouldn't they know you were looking for one and come see you first? And maybe they don't offer spelling at psychic college...just sayin...

nealtw

A few years ago Jay Leno on the Tonight Show phoned one and asked why she was surprized that he called.

Austin

I bet it's a correspondence course.

That's pretty funny. Carson took down Uri Geller. It was great.

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nealtw

The future may not be a yellow brick road.