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**oldognewtrick** · 08-05-2010, 06:22 PM

I know your a Star Trek fan, but good golly, leave the dog alone. Do you have to much time on your hands or what?

Nestor_Kelebay · 08-05-2010, 11:37 PM

I think that dog deserves a part in the next Star Trek movie.

He can stand still and look perplexed, and that's better acting than you normally find in Star Trek movies.

**inspectorD** · 08-06-2010, 06:35 AM

You should see the Klingon dog.....

He's dead Jim....well did you flick his ear to find out?

**TxBuilder** · 08-06-2010, 07:56 AM

I bet the dogs name is Spot.

**inspectorD** · 08-06-2010, 09:29 AM

Actually we call em rover...and sad to say, but he has a problem with holdin his licker.

Man is it embarrassing.

Nestor_Kelebay · 08-06-2010, 05:52 PM

I'm thinking that if I ever met William Shattner in person, I'd probably ask him what it's like to go faster than the speed of light...

... or if he could get me a hunk of antimatter from the ship's reactors.

Yeah, he wouldn't forget me soon.

**TxBuilder** · 08-09-2010, 12:50 PM

I would ask to borrow $80 cause I'm getting this sweet deal on a plane ticket, and he owes me one. He knows what for.

**oldognewtrick** · 08-23-2010, 08:07 PM

Inspecter plays Chinese Fire Drill with his new friend.

**inspectorD** · 08-24-2010, 07:24 AM

he's lucky he's faster than me...I was gonna kick his A$$ for stealin my samich....but he got away.

**TxBuilder** · 08-25-2010, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by inspectorD

he's lucky he's faster than me...I was gonna kick his A$$ for stealin my samich....but he got away.

It's probably not to late. I've always wanted to fight a bear but there are two issues with it.

1. No bears in Texas. Zoos sure, but they don't encourage inter-species mma. In fact I think they frown on it.

2. No bear has ever made me mad enough to hit them. I'm pretty sure the kid down the block was the one who broke my window and stole my radio, but if I find out it's a bear, it's on.