[Rumi]

Some great quotes guys, I've been collecting what I call "Quotable Quotes" for a couple years, here's some I like.

- You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.


- Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. -- Wernher von Braun


- The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have.
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[Garenius]

"Sometimes it's just better to not say anything at all" - Anonymous

[JoeD]

The second mouse gets the cheese.

[Rumi]

Due to a need for cost reductions, the light at the end of the tunnel has been shut off.

Sometimes we have to make the right decision. Sometimes we have to make the decision right.

[Garenius]

"Never miss a great chance to shut up."

[evstarr]

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steaks to cook.
Attributed to Julia Child

[Rumi]

Driving home from work today I saw this bumpersticker on the back of a woman's handicapped van that gave me a chuckle. Sheesh!

Thought better of it, it probably put one foot over the line for a family site.

[Garenius]

"I used to be an adventurer...then I took an arrow to the knee." - Skyrim

[TxBuilder]

If you are lying to me, right now, Pam, your baby is going to come out a liar. That's how it works. They inherit things through the breast milk.- Michael Scott

[inspectorD]

Well now, there are two theories to arguing with a woman, and neither one works.~ woman