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Well now, there are two theories to arguing with a woman, and neither one works.~ woman
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I like that.
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02-01-2012, 10:51 AM
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02-01-2012, 02:05 PM
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I saw when I quoted you that's Sarah Silverman.
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02-15-2012, 03:09 PM
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Haha - I like this one:
IF at first you do not succeed...DO NOT try to flush...and flush again.
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02-15-2012, 03:18 PM
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Haha - I like this one:
IF at first you do not succeed...DO NOT try to flush...and flush again.
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Plumber quote?
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02-15-2012, 04:12 PM
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Some time ago a friend sent me a clipping òf a letter to the editor of his local newspaper and it went something like `
`The deer crossing on River road where the road curves and trees are right beside the road should be move as it is way to dangerous there, and whoever put it there should be fired
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02-15-2012, 05:43 PM
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very early in our show...I quoted
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Well...I was a plumber on that occassion...
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02-16-2012, 02:50 PM
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Some time ago a friend sent me a clipping òf a letter to the editor of his local newspaper and it went something like `
`The deer crossing on River road where the road curves and trees are right beside the road should be move as it is way to dangerous there, and whoever put it there should be fired
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Smart. Very smart.
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03-19-2012, 02:50 AM
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Sex is like playing bridge, you need a good partner or a strong hand.
Woody Allen
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03-19-2012, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by nealtw
Sex is like playing bridge, you need a good partner or a strong hand.
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Good one! Lol
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