[TxBuilder]

Originally Posted by inspectorD

Well now, there are two theories to arguing with a woman, and neither one works.~ woman

I like that.

[vette2020]

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.

[TxBuilder]

Originally Posted by vette2020

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.

I saw when I quoted you that's Sarah Silverman.

[JamesFC]

Haha - I like this one:
IF at first you do not succeed...DO NOT try to flush...and flush again.

[TxBuilder]

Originally Posted by JamesFC

Haha - I like this one:
IF at first you do not succeed...DO NOT try to flush...and flush again.

Plumber quote?

[nealtw]

Some time ago a friend sent me a clipping òf a letter to the editor of his local newspaper and it went something like `
`The deer crossing on River road where the road curves and trees are right beside the road should be move as it is way to dangerous there, and whoever put it there should be fired

[inspectorD]

Originally Posted by inspectorD

This one is alllll mine I came up with...can you tell I have teenagers?

"IF at first you do not succeed...DO NOT try to flush...and flush again."

Well...I was a plumber on that occassion...

[TxBuilder]

Originally Posted by nealtw

Some time ago a friend sent me a clipping òf a letter to the editor of his local newspaper and it went something like `
`The deer crossing on River road where the road curves and trees are right beside the road should be move as it is way to dangerous there, and whoever put it there should be fired

Smart. Very smart.

[nealtw]

Sex is like playing bridge, you need a good partner or a strong hand.
Woody Allen

[isola96]

Originally Posted by nealtw

Sex is like playing bridge, you need a good partner or a strong hand.
Woody Allen

Good one! Lol