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inspectorD 05-07-2006 05:01 PM

Ten things to remember....
 
1. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
2.If you must choose between two evils, try voting in the next election..
3.It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
4.If you look like your passport picture, you need a longer vacation.
5.Men are from Earth and Woman are from Earth, get over it.
6.No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
7.A balanced diet is a couple of cookies in each hand.
8.Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of paychecks.
9.No one piece of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
10.By the time you make ends meet....someone moves the ends!!!:D

Someone here must have a few to add?????

oldslowchevy 05-07-2006 08:02 PM

my wife agrees with 6

inspectorD 06-09-2006 07:21 PM

According to..
 
If you ask my wife she would say #3, I just bought the boys another snowmobile and dirt bike.:D

Square Eye 06-09-2006 08:09 PM

#9. No one piece of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.


Question everything with a grin.

inspectorD 03-21-2008 11:32 AM

We need 10 more ideas....add em as you can.

Square Eye 03-21-2008 05:24 PM

The last square of toilet paper was not left on the roll just to make you mad.

(Get over it and get another roll :))

inspectorD 03-22-2008 06:38 AM

# ?
 
Since we are all here so much:rolleyes: .... On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.:)

inspectorD 03-22-2008 12:08 PM

#??
 
Everybody is someone elses wierdo.:o

southernelitecrete 03-23-2008 06:47 AM

a, there's a cure for ignorance but stupid's fatal;
b, no matter how many forums or labels you read, experience still requires dirty hands & work knees;
& c, you can't get 5gal of wtr into a 4gal bucket no matter how smart you are OR how hard you try

travelover 03-23-2008 07:35 AM

Never attribute to malice, that which can be explained by ignorance.


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