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Old 05-07-2006, 05:01 PM  
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Default Ten things to remember....

1. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
2.If you must choose between two evils, try voting in the next election..
3.It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
4.If you look like your passport picture, you need a longer vacation.
5.Men are from Earth and Woman are from Earth, get over it.
6.No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
7.A balanced diet is a couple of cookies in each hand.
8.Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of paychecks.
9.No one piece of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
10.By the time you make ends meet....someone moves the ends!!!

Someone here must have a few to add?????



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my wife agrees with 6



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If you ask my wife she would say #3, I just bought the boys another snowmobile and dirt bike.

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#9. No one piece of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.


Question everything with a grin.

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We need 10 more ideas....add em as you can.

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The last square of toilet paper was not left on the roll just to make you mad.

(Get over it and get another roll )

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Since we are all here so much .... On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

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Everybody is someone elses wierdo.

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a, there's a cure for ignorance but stupid's fatal;
b, no matter how many forums or labels you read, experience still requires dirty hands & work knees;
& c, you can't get 5gal of wtr into a 4gal bucket no matter how smart you are OR how hard you try

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