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Old 02-21-2014, 06:50 AM  
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And do girls on stripper poles make men shoot each other at 2 A.M. outside of clubs and then go to the hospital?

See, it all ties together. . .



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And do girls on stripper poles make men shoot each other at 2 A.M. outside of clubs and then go to the hospital?

See, it all ties together. . .
Stripper poles kill people?


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Yes, thats why any stripper pole that has a high weight capacity should be banned. They are scary and have the potential of mass carniage...
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Stripping is an occupation and as such in the USA falls under OSHA guidelines. There is no stone left unturned when it come to the serious business of pole and lap dancing. Expect even stronger guidelines after the below incident. They should shortly be using the same fall protection rigging we all must use in industry.

Poles do kill.

http://fox8.com/2013/01/02/osha-investigates-after-stripper-falls-during-lap-dance/

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And very likely
I will fall on my head
this coming weekend
after drinking 200 ml of rum mixed with 600 ml of Coke
to celebrate me losing some fraction of a pound
by starving myself.

Maybe when I'm down to 150 I won't feel like I'm starving.

http://www.google.com/search?q=Tilted+Kilt&client=safari&rls=en&source=l nms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=8HYHU4usNMjs0wG-qYCgDw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1050&bih=738

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I prefer my rum to be in a Long Island Ice Tea with 2 ml of coke. After a few of them you will sleep longer thus greater weight loss.

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I did 150 ml with 450 ml of low fat milk and some Truvia over 30 minutes. I definitely feel it, but no insights into the real workings of the universe. Not yet.
I'm now hungry if within sight of food. So that's why I'm up here on this keyboard.

Or maybe I'm not.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_in_a_vat

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You do need a hobby......!

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...uh, I thought we were his hobby...
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...uh, I thought we were his hobby...
We may have to invent some problem he can work on....


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