||12-10-2013 01:25 PM
OK, your post is a complete put on ...
Spar varnish is best because it resists water and we know you never lift the seat.
If you need a seat warmer, you are planning on staying too long.
A UV light is a wonderful idea, just make sure to slather yourself with sunscreen on the backside before mounting the throne ... you might get a sunburn.
THANKS FOR THE LAUGH ...