Cool joke..

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A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.

Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?

Son: At school.

The robot slaps the son.

Son: Ok! I watched a DVD at my mates.

Dad: Which one?

Son: Kung Fu Panda

The robot slaps the son again.

Son: Ok! It was a Porno.

Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was!

The robot slaps the Dad.

Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he’s your son.

The robot slaps the mom.
 
where did you find this? lol. i'm a sucker for jokes
 
I actually Laughed out loud... but typing LOL is just too cliche. Oops, just typed it
 
IIRC, in Leeds, England, 20% of the putative fathers of the kids were not the actual fathers. This percentage held up in several other countries. :cool:

There was some saying about women preferring to be the second wife of (insert name of rich & famous person) than the first wife of Joe Schmoe. :eek:

One of the crooked lawyers I hired once told me this story: a guy goes to Vietnam for more than 289 days and when he came back his wife greets him on the Tarmac with a brand new baby.
The lawyer told him: "If you were a straight arrow the whole time you were in 'Nam then you have genuine gripe."
 
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