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Old 01-18-2012, 01:06 PM  
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Well now, there are two theories to arguing with a woman, and neither one works.~ woman
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It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.


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I saw when I quoted you that's Sarah Silverman.
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Haha - I like this one:
IF at first you do not succeed...DO NOT try to flush...and flush again.
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IF at first you do not succeed...DO NOT try to flush...and flush again.
Plumber quote?
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Some time ago a friend sent me a clipping f a letter to the editor of his local newspaper and it went something like `
`The deer crossing on River road where the road curves and trees are right beside the road should be move as it is way to dangerous there, and whoever put it there should be fired
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This one is alllll mine I came up with...can you tell I have teenagers?

"IF at first you do not succeed...DO NOT try to flush...and flush again."
Well...I was a plumber on that occassion...
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Some time ago a friend sent me a clipping f a letter to the editor of his local newspaper and it went something like `
`The deer crossing on River road where the road curves and trees are right beside the road should be move as it is way to dangerous there, and whoever put it there should be fired
Smart. Very smart.
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