I'm a professional paperhanger for too many years.
I know, I know... whenever I tell people I'm a paperhanger they say, "Hitler was a paperhanger!"
What they don't say is that Hitler was also a vicious mass murderer, look it up.
Another thing people ask me when I tell them I'm a paperhanger is, "Oh, so you write hot checks?"
Yes, I write hot checks but you can't tell that from what I do for a living, that's professionism, it's just plain wrong.
Here's a photographic self portrait so you can see what an average day looks like for me: