!4 miles from Medina and 498 from El Paso, that'd be somewheres around Kerville I reckon. Now if you were 14 miles from Texarkana it'd be 800 miles to El Paso. 14 miles from Dalhart its only 860 to Brownsville. Alaska pro'lly has some long stretches of road, but the might not have mileage signs like us, since sled dogs can't read.
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