I dialed a number and got the following recording:
'I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the
Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes.'
( I LOVE THIS ONE! )
My wife and I had words, But I didn't get to use mine.
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
>Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting..
The irony of life is that, by the time You're old enough to know your way
around you're not going anywhere. ( this one is me)
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
Of an answer for her first question.
I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.