Cool joke..

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  1. Oct 11, 2011 #1

    SteveMarker

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    A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.

    Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?

    Son: At school.

    The robot slaps the son.

    Son: Ok! I watched a DVD at my mates.

    Dad: Which one?

    Son: Kung Fu Panda

    The robot slaps the son again.

    Son: Ok! It was a Porno.

    Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was!

    The robot slaps the Dad.

    Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he’s your son.

    The robot slaps the mom.
     
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    That was pretty good.
     
  3. Oct 12, 2011 #3

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    Can I borrow that?
     
  4. Oct 17, 2011 #4

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    oh dang!!!! nice! loved it!
     
  5. Oct 19, 2011 #5

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    where did you find this? lol. i'm a sucker for jokes
     
  6. Oct 19, 2011 #6

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    Good one lol
     
  7. Oct 21, 2011 #7

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    wowwwwww :D
     
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    Haha - good one! I likess ;)
     
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    yeah, i'm borrowing this myself!
     
  10. Apr 27, 2012 #10

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    good one! typical American family
     
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    Haha pretty awesome!
     
  12. Apr 28, 2012 #12

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    I actually Laughed out loud... but typing LOL is just too cliche. Oops, just typed it
     
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    That definitely sound like it came from my family. haha
     
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    nice on .. I like it..
     
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    hahahah, very funny. I like it
     
  16. Oct 1, 2012 #16

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    IIRC, in Leeds, England, 20% of the putative fathers of the kids were not the actual fathers. This percentage held up in several other countries. :cool:

    There was some saying about women preferring to be the second wife of (insert name of rich & famous person) than the first wife of Joe Schmoe. :eek:

    One of the crooked lawyers I hired once told me this story: a guy goes to Vietnam for more than 289 days and when he came back his wife greets him on the Tarmac with a brand new baby.
    The lawyer told him: "If you were a straight arrow the whole time you were in 'Nam then you have genuine gripe."
     
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  17. Oct 11, 2012 #17

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    haha, good, like it:D
     

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