Funny Things

[RedneckGrump]

 

[RedneckGrump]

 

[Eddie_T]

 

[Eddie_T]

My aunt was a missionary school teacher in the Sheldon Jackson boarding school in Sitka, AK. She said there was a little Eskimo boy with beautiful blond curly hair from some remote area. When asked where he got that beautiful hair. He said I wouldn't have it if that damned fishing boat hadn't got stuck in the ice.

 

[Eddie_T]

 

[Eddie_T]

 

[RedneckGrump]

 

[Eddie_T]

I recall a neighbor that said, "Beulah painted the toilet seat and that's OK, I just wish she had told me."

 

[Eddie_T]

 

[Eddie_T]

Borrowed;

Dear WalMart & CVS ,Home Depot and all other stores that have self checkout —​

You are almost exclusively self-checkout now. The last time I was there the lady checking receipts at the exit stopping everyone.​

I didn't choose to participate in that nonsense, so I just skipped the exit line and left. I heard her saying "Sir, Um Sir” as I kept walking and raised the receipt above my head, leaving the store.​

You can either trust me to do self-checkout, or you can put your cashiers back in place like it used to be. I'm not interested in proving that I did your job for you. You want me to be a cashier with no training then that's your problem not mine. Don’t Audit me for a position you refuse to employ any longer.​

Signed,​

All of us​

 

[RedneckGrump]

 

[Eddie_T]

 

[Eddie_T]

 

[RedneckGrump]

 

[RedneckGrump]

 

[Eddie_T]

 

[Eddie_T]

 

[Eddie_T]

 

[Flyover]

Technically that's a decision tree, not a flowchart, but still amusing.

 

[Eddie_T]

Also, obviously not done by an engineer.