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Eddie_T

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My aunt was a missionary school teacher in the Sheldon Jackson boarding school in Sitka, AK. She said there was a little Eskimo boy with beautiful blond curly hair from some remote area. When asked where he got that beautiful hair. He said I wouldn't have it if that damned fishing boat hadn't got stuck in the ice.
 

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I recall a neighbor that said, "Beulah painted the toilet seat and that's OK, I just wish she had told me."
 

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Dear WalMart & CVS ,Home Depot and all other stores that have self checkout —​
You are almost exclusively self-checkout now. The last time I was there the lady checking receipts at the exit stopping everyone.​
I didn't choose to participate in that nonsense, so I just skipped the exit line and left. I heard her saying "Sir, Um Sir” as I kept walking and raised the receipt above my head, leaving the store.​
You can either trust me to do self-checkout, or you can put your cashiers back in place like it used to be. I'm not interested in proving that I did your job for you. You want me to be a cashier with no training then that's your problem not mine. Don’t Audit me for a position you refuse to employ any longer.​
Signed,​
All of us​
 

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Technically that's a decision tree, not a flowchart, but still amusing.
 
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