Is this a tick?

[Billbill84]

Found this dude on my bathroom shower ceiling! Looks like a tick but the two long crab like things are throwing me off I thought they just had 4 legs on each side? This looks like 5 on each!!

 

[Billbill84]

I believe it to be what's known as a pseudoscorpion in case anyone cares lol

 

[havasu]

I will tell you for a fact that damn thing would be called dead at my house!

 

[oldognewtrick]

It's not a tick I've ever seen. Ticks round here don't have pinchers, to the best of my knowledge. But as havasu said, it'd be dead whatever it is.