. Yes, I am Cave Man. I have as much hair as the Blonde guy from NCIS LA, and I didn't know I could grow a Goatee. That of course I can shave off, but I'm just letting it go. I'm getting sick of chewing on my whiskers though.
Hey, did you know that in food products when you see the ingredient "Natural flavors", that is most likely from the Anal Glands of a Beaver's Butt? Serious. How they get people to go get the gel... It's a gel straight from the source, I don't know. maybe they have Beaver farms in the middle of nowhere, and they just give them a few logs to build stuff with. That would be fun, watching a bunch of Beavers build stuff. I wouldn't volunteer for the Anal gel job though. I don't think you can show your face after that. Counseling. Definitely need counseling. Fun Facts.
If you're gardening, try a fertilizer called Sea Magic. One pack makes a gallon concentrate, which will last a season. I have seen it bring a Blueberry bush back from near death, and a Stevia plant grow a foot overnight. It's mainly used for Tomatoes and Peppers, which will give you TONS if they grow good in your area. My Sister uses it to grow Avocado trees, they probably get 6 foot in containers. When I first heard of Sea Magic, a lady at a nursery had one Tomato plant in a huge pot that was 4 feet in diameter or more and at least 8 feet tall!
Hilarious! Thanks for the distraction, I was like what innthe world!
Well, you wanted entertainment. Nothing is more entertaining than the Chupawappa, Minnesota Beaver Anal Gland Go-Get-R Farm. Ok, I made that part up, but I bet Cousin Eddie would do it because it's free. I guess it didn't make the National Lampoon's cut, though.
How about sitting them boys down and talkin some serious sense into them. Mom's not doing good and still has to ask? You wouldn't mind me stopping by and smack 'em around a bit for u ?So.... it's me again... some of your know that I have torn both rotator cuffs and had them repaired in the past 4 years. Now.... I've done something to my back.I just finished 8 weeks of PT and was released because I am not progressing. Waiting on my MD to order an MRI..... anyway... the point.
I'm tired of asking my boys to help with the yard, so i need to seriously consider either a lawn service or a small riding lawn mower. The gate it would have to fit through is 40" wide, but it would need to be a little narrower than that to fit. I have seen the 30" that Lowes and Home Depot sell for $1200 are they junk? Would i be better off to try to find a used one (although it would need to be delivered)?
I just need some peace in life and a decent yard would be nice.
I'm open to suggestions and honest advice!
