A blonde calls her boyfriend all upset and crying, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "Is there a picture on the box? What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says through her tears, "I dunno, it's a chicken or somethin'." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. ... . .. .. "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box." (Disclaimer: I actually happen to like blondes but this joke is funnier told as is.) You guys must have something better! ADD IT!!!