I thought I would share what I wrote for my True Hero...
This Thanksgiving, my True Hero is California Governor Newsom. Not only is he the Governor, but he is also a SUPER Virologist that has identified the virus is a "High School or College" type partying virus that sleeps all day and only comes out at night. Whew, Thank God I am past the partying phase.
Between avoiding the active times for the virus, avoiding having more than 10 people around me, because 11 is the kicker, and of course making sure to wear a mask between bites, I think I'm going to be Okay!
I do wish someday to have real power so I can eat in fancy restaurants right next to people and not wear a mask. The virus isn't attracted to powerful people. When I'm powerful, I'll make sure to build a giant house on the Coast and change my voter registration to Liberal so the "Global Warming" doesn't flood my house. Whew! Without all these Leftist Dictators, I don't know if I could breathe on my own!
Thanks, Gubner!
Now, if it all goes wrong, I can always go smoke some legal Meth and Crack in Oregon!
It doesn't harm you if it's legal!
Duh!
Then I can watch my neighbors and make sure they don't have people come over, or I can tattle on them!
But how will I know if they are real people if I'm jacked up on Crack and Smack and Blow?
I Won't!
That's the fun of it!