Now that Thanksgiving is over in both Canada and the US, I'm hoping that some of you Americans at least took the time to thank the Almighty for the fact that Jerry Springer wasn't the ONLY show on TV depicting Americans to the rest of the world. Like, I'm thinking that if you guys pi$$ God off by not remembering to thank him for that, he just might turn into a vengeful God and make it so, and that'd be a problem. You'd have half the world's population huddled around the TV set at their local electronics store saying: "See, they're all like that! They breed like rabbits and they talk with their fists." Maybe God has a special place in his heart for America.