may your Thanksgiving turkey be tender & cooked properly to avoid salmonella poisoning, may your team(s) win even tho their franchise player(s) is under arrest for some heinous crime involving underage wimmins, the team won't pay bail 'cause even they are disgusted he's a team member, may your nap be undisturbed by gunshots from next door, & may no 911 calls originate from your house ;-)
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