Yeah, that would work. Give away hunks of seal blubber with the popcorn on Haloween. That'd certainly make the neighborhood preschoolers remember your house for next Haloween.
Seriously, tho...
If you ever do meet what you might call an "Eskimo", don't refer to him as such. It's considered a bit of a slur, although not nearly as bad as referring to a black person in the US as a "coon" or "darkie" or anything like that. Also, they're very good natured people and wouldn't take offense if they understood that the person calling them an "eskimo" didn't mean it in an offensive way.
I really don't know the differences between the various indigenous groups of the far north, so I plead ignorance on that count. Suffice it to say that the Inuit don't like the term "Eskimo" because they want the white people to recognize that there are diverse groups of indigenous people in the North, and not just one group of "Eskimos".
In the language spoken by the Inuit (called "Inuktitut"), the word "Inuk" means "person", so they prefer to be called "Inuit", which means "people". They're happy with this term because all of the different indigenous groups in the north are all "people". It's kinda the same thing as you have in the US, where black people have rejected the N-word because it's a "label" given to them by whites that was generally regarded as disrespectful by both whites and blacks. However, in Canada, there was never a backlash against the term "eskimo" because there was never any disrespect of the Inuit by the white people that ventured to the far north and even settled there. Far from it; it was the Inuit that taught the first white explorers how to survive in the Arctic, and I think most white people even today are impressed with their ability to survive and be successful in such a harsh environment. And, it can be said that there have always been good relations between the Inuit and the white people living amongst them.
(That last point isn't necessarily true of all aboriginal groups in Canada. In Canadian cities, there is a fair bit of prejudice against the "Indians" that live in the cities. They are generally considered to be alcoholics, drug abusers, gang members and petty criminals. But, truth be told, I can't say it's an unfounded prejudice. Rational people don't form stong opinions like prejudice based on what they've read or heard or seen on TV. They only form strong opinions based on their own personal experience. Personal experience is hard wired into the mammalian brain to be the best teacher. Animals learn to survive by remembering their own actual experiences with certain other animals, and remembering them. So, to say that people in Canada are generally prejudice against native people for no reason whatever is to say that millions of otherwise perfectly normal people are behaving irrationally in that one respect, and I can't accept that either.)
Just thought I'd throw that in about the word "Eskimo", just in case anyone in here ever goes up to the Arctic Circle on vacation or scientific expidition or something.
PS: the word "Inuk" (or "person") is the basis of the word "Inukshuk" which can be anything from a pile of stones to mark a trail or to mark a spot where the fishing is particularily good or to a "sculpture" of stones piled up in such a way as to resemble a person. The Inuit will pile up stones to mark important trails or locations to help them navigate in the north where much of the landscape has no distinguishing features. Basically, one rocky beach is indistinguishable from any other rocky beach unless you mark that beach somehow. Inuit use piles of rocks to do that, and in some cases those piles are intentionally made to look human.
http://www.inukshukgallery.com/inukshuk.html
http://www.cbc.ca/sports/story/2005/04/26/olympic-logo050426.html (This Irniq guy needs to get off his high horse and recognize that it's a just a logo, and 10 years from now no one will care what logo they used.)