Funny Pictures and stories....

this was my mood this morning when people were in my yard


Recently, blogger Sroger’s aunt passed away. Shortly after she passed, CitiBank billed her credit card for the February and March monthly service charge. They then continued to add late fees and interest, leaving the balance around $60.00
The following exchange took place between Srogers and CitiBank:
Srogers: “I am calling to tell you that she died in January.”
CitiBank: “The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.”
Srogers: “Maybe, you should turn it over to collections…”
CitiBank: “Since it is 2 months past due, it already has been.”
Srogers: “So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?”
CitiBank: “Either report her account to the frauds division, or report her to the credit bureau…maybe both!”
Srogers: “Do you think God will be mad at her?”
CitiBank: “…excuse me …..?”
Srogers: “Did you just get what I was telling you…. the part about her being dead?”
CitiBank: “Sir, you’ll have to speak to my supervisor!”
(Supervisor gets on the phone)
Srogers: ”I’m calling to tell you, she died in January.”
CitiBank: “The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.”
Srogers: “You mean you want to collect from her estate?”
CitiBank: “…..(stammer)” …. “Are you her lawyer?”
Srogers: “No, I’m her great nephew.” (Lawyer info given… )
CitiBank: “Could you fax us a certificate of death?”
Srogers: “Sure.” ( Fax number is given )
( After they get the fax. )
CitiBank: “Our system just isn’t setup for death…”
Srogers: “Oh…”
CitiBank: “I don’t know what more I can do to help…”
Srogers: “Well… if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her…I suppose…don’t really think she will care….”
CitiBank: “Well…the late fees and charges do still apply.”
Srogers: “‘Would you like her new billing address?”
CitiBank: “That might help.”
Srogers: ” (Odessa Memorial Cemetery #### Hwy 129 and plot number given.)
CitiBank: “Sir, that’s a cemetery!”

you laugh, my mom passed Christmas before last.

as we were settling her estate. my sister called the alarm co. to have the service discontinued.

they refused to turn it off, [stop billing] inless the one who's name it was in, turned it off.

so we basically said, do what you want, you will not be paid.

after the house was sold, my sister gets a call around 1 am...an alarm is going off

she tells them, we do not have service, house is vacant..etc

they call back 2 hours later. same thing. told do not call anymore

they called back 2 hours later. and got cussed out like they were dogs, lol...

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THE BACK PEW--A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood
before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much
discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor's family
expanded; so would his paycheck.

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the
congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastor's
expanding salary.

A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much
the pastor's additional children were costing the church, and how
much more it could potentially cost.

After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his
chair and spoke, "Children are a gift from God, and we will take
as many gifts as He gives us."

Silence fell over the congregation. In the back pew, a little
old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice,
"Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we
wear rubbers." The entire congregation said, "Amen."

Gotta love those senior citizens !

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Amazing. Not a one of them looks prickly, though.

slownsteady said:

Amazing. Not a one of them looks prickly, though.

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prickly? LOL, ok, i give...wth is prickly?

...as in cactus.

zannej said:

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I'll take a dozen at that price.

oldognewtrick said:

Just about the same as the old...only different.

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same thing Elvis said about his child bride

"I treat her like a sister, only different"

There's a crude joke about Alabama in there somewhere....

We used to make jokes like that until my niece met my cousin's boy at the reunion. oops

Advice


A boy was sitting on a park bench with his bag of candy bars.

After about 6 bars the elderly man sitting next him said, "You shouldn't eat so

much candy, it will make you fat and rot your teeth".

The boy answers, "My grandpa lived to 105."

Did he eat that much candy?

No, but he minded his own business.

Good investment !!




Wife's Financial Investments:

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news,and I have some bad news..."The tycoon replies: "I've had an awful day, let's hear the good news first?"
The lawyer says: "Well, your wife invested $5.ooo in two pictures this week that she figures
are worth a minimum of $20 to $30 million." The tycoon replies enthusiastically: "Well
done...very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what's the bad news?"
The lawyer answers: "The pictures are of you with your secretary."

5 year old's honesty....


A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime.
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager.

As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, 'Gee, she's fat!'
The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet.

A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as far as they would go and announced; 'I'll bet her butt is this wide!'

The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy. The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.

After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line.
Just then, her pager began to emit a beep, beep, beep.

The little boy yells out, 'Run for your life, she's backing up!!