Spray photons with PB Blaster, they come out of model 1847 Colt Revolver ( Walker Colt) with extra power, knocks Klingons onto both of their backside. Do not get PB on black powder, causes ammo to spin opposite direction of rifling in barrel, warping space-time continuum, killing your grandfater before you were born, vinegar on percussion caps causes Maglites to emit darkness instead of light.
[CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Measure twice, cut once.[/FONT][/CENTER]
[CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Look at the nail, not the hammer. Watch the fence, not the blade.[/FONT][/CENTER]
[CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS]If you hook your thumb over your belt you won't hit it with the hammer or leave it layin on the saw table.[/FONT][/CENTER]
Last edited by notmrjohn; 10-20-2012 at 04:52 PM.