Since business was slow this year, I'm back swingin the hammer and doing more lectures...eww I hate that word...but it pays the bills.
The tax man, hmmm I wonder when they are going to start taxin my dogs house? Ct is unreal.
Actually, my first thougth was "if crime doens't pay then why are they trying to tax it?"
Thanks for the chuckle!
Measure [B]Twice[/B], Cut [B]Once[/B]! 'Cause the lumber stretcher is broken!
[COLOR="Green"][B]Think [/B][/COLOR]before you throw it away! If you can't use it, maybe someone else can!
Nothing makes me feel better than seeing our Prime Minister Harper deliver a budget speech to Parliament outlining new tax increases necessary to meet increasing government expenses, and then going to some banana republic in Africa and pledging millions of our tax dollars in development funding. We're building AIDS clinics in Africa to help fight the AIDS epidemic there. The other way of saying it is that my tax dollars are being spent to build hospitals in Africa so that Africans don't have to wear condoms. Apparantly there's something complicated about condoms that Africans just can't figure out, and that's why they're not wearing them.
Last edited by Nestor_Kelebay; 04-27-2009 at 01:37 PM.