1. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
2.If you must choose between two evils, try voting in the next election..
3.It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
4.If you look like your passport picture, you need a longer vacation.
5.Men are from Earth and Woman are from Earth, get over it.
6.No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
7.A balanced diet is a couple of cookies in each hand.
8.Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of paychecks.
9.No one piece of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
10.By the time you make ends meet....someone moves the ends!!!
Someone here must have a few to add?????