Originally Posted by SJNServices
My daughter saw the monkey pic. I think she's scared for life now!
Tell your daughter that picture was "Photoshopped". I expect it started off as a picture of someone drinking wine out of a wineskin or water out of a canteen. Someone then replaced the wineskin or canteen with a monkey, and so it no longer looks like wine or water that's being consumed.
(You can tell the photo was 'shopped cuz the monkey fur under and over the fingers of the man's right hand doesn't look right. Also, a real monkey in that situation would be trying to grip something with his right hand for stability. In this case the monkey isn't even trying to grab onto the man's wrist or shirt sleeve. So, when the picture of the monkey was taken, the monkey didn't feel like he was in a precarious position.)
And, of course, one of the Club Rules of my new club is that none of the members make a habit of drinking monkey urine. We don't want our members to have bad breath, and monkey urine is a principal cause of bad breath in central and southern Africa.