zannej
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Statistics have proven that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it...:help:
LOL! :
Speaking of fat jokes, I don't have a problem making fun of myself for being overweight and one day when I was at the checkout at Sam's club, I informed a friend of mine that inside every fat woman there is a skinny woman trying to get out. Then I muttered in a small voice "help me! help me!" and then patted my belly and said "shut up in there!" and the cashier nearly dropped whatever he was scanning and doubled over laughing. The joke itself wasn't all that funny, but his reaction was priceless.
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