Nope Fedex has great shipping methods but don't worry it is only a family heirloom and the only thing received from a recent death in the family. Good thing they don't give a half a **** about the contents of what they ship but only how far they can drop kick it across the building. A pic from last week when it was shipped.
Funny thing, I was home sitting in my office which is right next to the front door and he did actually run back to the truck after ringing the bell, ran fast too. Was gone by the time I opened the door about 10 seconds after the bell rang.