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So what in the first video was bad procedure?
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So what in the first video was bad procedure?
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I have to wait to load the videos and hope my internet will be working. It's raining again. Whee.
If I had a lot of rain barrels and a teleporter, I would catch all of this rain and teleport it to the folks in California who need it.
I'm lmao at the image of Frodo clotheslining a guy running from the cops! Awesome!
The other day my cow walked up for snuggles and I saw our shadows. I thought it looked cool. She was next to me but it sort of looks from the shadows like I'm riding her.
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It was easier to point out the good. He drove wrong way, he cut his lead car off, he ripped the shotgun out at 70 MPH, even though no agency will allow shooting at a moving motorist, He cut off his fellow cop's radio transmissions, he encouraged the driver to drive faster and probably beyond his limits, he cut the corner on a blind intersection, etc, etc.
slownsteady
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I wonder how much the cameraman in the back seat influences these guys, even with just the fact that he is there. He doesn't have to say a word to encourage "bold behavior"
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LOL! "I got bronchitis! Ain't nobody got time for that!" LOL! I needed a good laugh.
I still remember an episode of cops where a black cop was pulling aside neighborhood teens and ordering them to drop and do pushups-- basically harassing them and being a dick to show off for the cameras. Some lady out on her porch started shouting to the kids that they didn't need to do that and it wasn't legal for him to make them do that and to not listen to him. The kids listened to her. The cop became enraged and started shouting at the woman that she was interfering with police business and she needed to go inside. She told him he was being a bully, it wasn't official police business, it was a free country and she had every right to be on her porch. So he went up on her porch and grabbed her and tried to shove her into her door. She was yelling at him to let her go and then she knew his momma and was going to tell her what a jerk he was being and he immediately let her go. Apparently he grew up in that neighborhood and she knew him when he was a kid. He didn't want his momma to be mad at him. LOL.
I still remember an episode of cops where a black cop was pulling aside neighborhood teens and ordering them to drop and do pushups-- basically harassing them and being a dick to show off for the cameras. Some lady out on her porch started shouting to the kids that they didn't need to do that and it wasn't legal for him to make them do that and to not listen to him. The kids listened to her. The cop became enraged and started shouting at the woman that she was interfering with police business and she needed to go inside. She told him he was being a bully, it wasn't official police business, it was a free country and she had every right to be on her porch. So he went up on her porch and grabbed her and tried to shove her into her door. She was yelling at him to let her go and then she knew his momma and was going to tell her what a jerk he was being and he immediately let her go. Apparently he grew up in that neighborhood and she knew him when he was a kid. He didn't want his momma to be mad at him. LOL.
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Some cops join the force to uphold the law, some join to be above the law.
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There's good and bad in every profession. A few bad apples, you know the rest...
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I watched the Larry Wilmore program where they talked about college kids who whined that they needed counseling and were traumatized because someone wrote TRUMP 2016 in chalk in various places on campus. Some said they considered it to be an act of "violence" against them.
WTF?
WTF?
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LOL!
They made a good point on Larry's show when they mentioned it was around the time for midterms. They suspect college students were trying to use it as an excuse to not have to take their midterms.
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Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.
Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
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Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.
Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
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ITALIAN LEGAL SYSTEM - DIVORCE CASE HEARING!
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court in Italy,
but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped
to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the
children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The manalso wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side
of the story. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his
chair and replied: "Your Honor, when I put a coin into a vending
machine, and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the
machine?"
Don't laugh. He won!
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court in Italy,
but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped
to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the
children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The manalso wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side
of the story. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his
chair and replied: "Your Honor, when I put a coin into a vending
machine, and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the
machine?"
Don't laugh. He won!
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How can I unlike something I liked by mistake.
Thought it was funny but didn't really like it:help::help::help:
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Now You got me in trouble.
Came here to ask a question.
I got stuck on this thread for an hour reading the jokes and watching perpetual motion videos.
I made it to this picture.
Daughter walked in and yelled to my wife" MOM!! David's looking a BOOBIES on the computer" She was just messing with me. But my wife heard her and had to come see.:hide:
