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RELIGIOUS BRAS
> >
> > A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York City.
> >
> > He told the saleslady "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size
36B."
> >
> > With a quizzical look the saleslady asked? "What kind of bra?"
> >
> > He repeated "A Baptist Bra" - My wife said to tell you that she wanted a
> >
> > Baptist Bra, and that you would know what she wanted.
> >
> > "Ah, now I remember" said the saleslady. "We don't get as many
> >
> > requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the
> >
> > Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."
> >
> > Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the
> >
> > differences?"
> >
> > The lady responded. "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic
> >
> > type supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, the
> >
> > Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."
> >
> > He mused on that information for a minute, and asked "So, what is
> >
> > the Baptist type for?"
> >
> > "They," she replied, "make mountains out of molehills."
> >
> >
>
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*******
> >
> > Bra Sizes:
> >
> > Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F,G, and H are the
> >
> > letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but
> >
> > couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you
> >
> > became informed!
> >
> > {A} Almost Boobs.
> >
> > (B} Barely there.
> >
> > {C} Can't Complain!
> >
> > {D} Dang!
> >
> > {DD} Double dang!
> >
> > {E} Enormous!
> >
> > {F} Fake.
> >
> > {G} Get a Reduction.
> >
> > {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up.
> >
 
frodo said:
*******
> >
> > bra sizes:
> >
> > have you ever wondered why a, b, c, d, dd, e, f,g, and h are the
> >
> > letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but
> >
> > couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you
> >
> > became informed!
> >
> > {a} almost boobs.
> >
> > (b} barely there.
> >
> > {c} can't complain!
> >
> > {d} dang!
> >
> > {dd} double dang!
> >
> > {e} enormous!
> >
> > {f} fake.
> >
> > {g} get a reduction.
> >
> > {h} help me, i've fallen and i can't get up.
> >
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rotflmao!!!!
 
Boudreaux and pierre were good buddies, dem 2 done knowed each other for year
an year...no each odders mommas. they tite
they were playing spades with dar wives at pierre's house.
and Boudreaux he got to feel little drunk, he been drinking frodo stump juice
he drop his card on the floor, bent over to pick it up.
LAWD LAWD...pierre old lady done flashed him a little wink of pink under the table.
he all twitterpated now.
Pierre old lady go to the kitchen to get a refill out of that jug.
boudreau follow her right up in their.
tell her blunt like. i want some what I seen.
she Giggle, the way they do, you know what i means.
she says yes, cost a $100.00 come back around noon.
So boudreaux, he come back around noon.
he did, they did, it was done, yes it was, little loud to.
Latter that night, pierre come home from the oil patch.
he ask first thing, right away. boudreaux been by?
OHHHHH she scared, she thinking the the deal done been told and she
says, yes, he came ....pierie cut her off.
he said, that's my BOY, that boudreaux...He always do what he say he agonna do.
He borrow $100.00 this morning, said he would drop it off before i get home
 
Mornin... and now that all the mutual Hogwash is over...Where are you you Sumbich :rofl:
 
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