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havasu
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^ Can one of you crazy Americans please explain where this camel toe is located again, eh?"
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oldognewtrick
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Jeep forum, silly...
nealtw
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Oh that's down at the coffee shop downtown.:nono:
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nealtw
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Oldog?????????
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=notKtAgfwDA[/ame]
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=notKtAgfwDA[/ame]
oldognewtrick
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You caught me, you caught the Tater Salad...
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGzTtBl9qh8[/ame]
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGzTtBl9qh8[/ame]
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havasu
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I gotta learn how that is done.
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The cheetah kitten!! It's so cute!!
Last night I went to go into the living room to grab some bread (I have to keep it in their or else the cats sit on it (we need to get a bread box). The door to the living room has glass panes on it (not sure what that style of door is called-- it has 15 panes with 3 panes per row). The door pushes inward so I pushed it open and went to reach around to grab the bread. Now, I could see through the glass so it tricked my mind into thinking I was all the way around the door when I wasn't. The door got hung up on something so it didn't push open as far as I'd thought and I smacked my nose right into the wood part. My mother asked what happened and was trying her hardest not to laugh when I explained what happened. I told her to go ahead. So, that's the kind of klutz that I am. LOL.
Also, saw this on youtube and it made me laugh. Wait for the last line in the clip.
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sprYygJG4Sk[/ame]
Last night I went to go into the living room to grab some bread (I have to keep it in their or else the cats sit on it (we need to get a bread box). The door to the living room has glass panes on it (not sure what that style of door is called-- it has 15 panes with 3 panes per row). The door pushes inward so I pushed it open and went to reach around to grab the bread. Now, I could see through the glass so it tricked my mind into thinking I was all the way around the door when I wasn't. The door got hung up on something so it didn't push open as far as I'd thought and I smacked my nose right into the wood part. My mother asked what happened and was trying her hardest not to laugh when I explained what happened. I told her to go ahead. So, that's the kind of klutz that I am. LOL.
Also, saw this on youtube and it made me laugh. Wait for the last line in the clip.
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sprYygJG4Sk[/ame]
nealtw
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Not Sure Who I Am Anymore...
I used to think I was just a regular guy, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe.
I am mostly non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.
I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.
I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.
I am older than 55 and getting closer to being retired, which makes me useless.
I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.
I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts (it’s called working while you learn) and little or no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.
I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens and I honor those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing militant.
Please help me come to terms with the new me… because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!
I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these seemingly abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking! I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!
Funny … it’s all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!
As if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with, now I’m not sure which restroom to use!
I used to think I was just a regular guy, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe.
I am mostly non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.
I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.
I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.
I am older than 55 and getting closer to being retired, which makes me useless.
I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.
I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts (it’s called working while you learn) and little or no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.
I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens and I honor those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing militant.
Please help me come to terms with the new me… because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!
I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these seemingly abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking! I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!
Funny … it’s all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!
As if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with, now I’m not sure which restroom to use!
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Take a hit off that left-handed cigarette and use the latrine with little worry. They removed the stall doors years ago to stifle unnatural sex acts but it is the norm now...
:hide: !!! I'M BLIND !!!
nealtw
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[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDkn0lLVz54[/ame]
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Chris
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Chris
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I'm watching a police chase and for the last few minutes all they can talk about is figuring out which class of Mercedes it is being chased. It's an S class, no its a C class. Reporters can be annoying
oldognewtrick
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Enjoy it while you can, I don't think there are that many in Tater country.....
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Chris
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I'm sure gonna miss this crime.
