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Hey Trophy, when I can no longer sleep, I am done...until I get tired again!
 
At least that commercial would have been something to talk about for quite awhile.
 
That game left me wondering how the Bronco's missed their flight to the game. It would have been nice if they showed up so we could have seen a game instead of a slaughter.
 
Nice shoes Chris.
 
Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.

I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.
After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realized he had made it home safely.

Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing.
Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.
An Englishman has started his own business in Afghanistan! He is making land Mines that look like prayer mats! It’s doing well! Prophets are going through the roof!!
Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
A woman standing nude in front of a mirror says to her husband: 'I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly, pay me a compliment.' He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.'
Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body? 'Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humor!
An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?' He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
 
oldognewtrick said:
Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.

I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.
After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realized he had made it home safely.

Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing.
Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.
An Englishman has started his own business in Afghanistan! He is making land Mines that look like prayer mats! It’s doing well! Prophets are going through the roof!!
Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
A woman standing nude in front of a mirror says to her husband: 'I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly, pay me a compliment.' He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.'
Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body? 'Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humor!
An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?' He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
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I had some good belly laughs from those. Keep 'em coming.
 
Took my Cummins in to the shop today, it's been dripping coolant for the last couple weeks while it is running and I don't have time to work on it. I think it is the weep hole in the water pump saying to fix it before it blows.
 
Looked at a couple of jobs today then went and got milk bread eggs and bacon so we are ready for snow/ice #2 in Ga. Then sold two loads of firewood that I will deliver in the morning.......for some reason nobody wants wood till we're about to get snow and ice and I cant deliver hopefully the roads will be ok in the morning????
 
Suppose to hit 80* here. I hope the air conditioning still works great.
 
40 and 60's here next week. I guess I'll pass on the firewood WR.
 
Thats ok I'm fresh out sold 8 loads this week.......
 
Actually I think I could round up another cord of wood so if you change your mind......I must tell you the price goes up per mile for any delivery greater than 20 miles from Jefferson Ga.
 
48* here today, and beautiful and sunny. Got the Jeep out, put new plugs in, adjusted the timing, went for a short ride. Life is good!
 
Trophyman said:
Finished making my rotisserie. Now I can get the bottom of the floorboards done without craning my neck and getting metal shavings, welding sparks and paint in my face.:cool:
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I thought this was going to be about BBQ.;)
 
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