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  1. Jan 9, 2008 #1

    ToolGuy

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    Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White
    House in D.C. One from New Jersey , another fromTennessee and the
    third, Florida. They go with a White House official to examine the
    fence.

    The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some
    measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says,
    "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for
    my crew and $100 profit for me."

    The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring,
    then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300
    for my crew and $100 profit for me."

    The New Jersey contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over
    to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700".

    The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the
    other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The New
    Jersey contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and
    we hire the guy fromTennessee to fix the fence." :D
     
  2. Jan 10, 2008 #2

    shan2themax

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    that was pretty good!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Jan 10, 2008 #3

    inspectorD

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    Our CT governor went to prison for that. Corrupticut was the term being used.:eek:
    Good joke though, I think we started a joke thread a while ago...hmmmmm....:D
     
  4. Jan 14, 2008 #4

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