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Tofu is soy beans mushed and formed into bricks. I don't know what else they add to it to make it stay in bricks, but it doesn't taste good.Mushed up Vegetable thing.
I probably had Hummus in Iraq, but only remember 18 Metric tons of Rice. Maybe I'll try it this Winter when I'm bored.
Entirely in the crock pot... I don't do Ribs on the BBQ, nothing charred for me... Just cut a slab in half, put it in with a little water or ACV, spices and Sauce... Those 14000 videos will probably say the same thing.
Brickseek can be great, I got several things over the years, like 75 reams of printer paper for 25 cents each... I have no idea what I was thinking, and I now have 73 reams of printer paper left.
If you see something at Walmart for $49.99 discounted on the site to $4.99, write down the UPC / description / Item number etc. and go find it. It will probably be $49.99 in the store, take it to the computer department register or whatever and have them price check it.
Hummus is not like that. It has a chickpea flavor, but also the other very flavorful ingredients I mentioned. (Some people also add cumin; I do not.) It is hard to find good hummus in the US unless you go into an Arab- or Israeli-owned deli/restaurant, or make it yourself. The "Sabra" brand stuff you find in the supermarket, that people dip carrots into (heresy!), isn't an objectionable food I guess, but it shouldn't be confused with real hummus.
I like char on my ribs, a little "bark" on the edges, etc. I might do them in the crock pot the way you describe if the goal was to pull out the bones and make pulled pork, but I don't really like pulled pork. (Buzz, I've heard that eating too much char can be carcinogenic, but I'm pretty sure a little isn't. Humans have been eating charred food since we tamed fire, and maybe long before that!)
If I can find an item for $4.99 on Brickseek that's 10x as much at Walmart, why should I step into a Walmart? I must have missed your point, Spicoli.