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BRITISH HUMOUR IS DIFFERENT
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. newspapers.


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences
in a single bound.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.


FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything

Statement of the century
Thought from the greatest living Scottish thinker
-- Billy Connolly: "If women are so bloody
perfect at multitasking, how come they can't
have a headache and sex at the same time?"
 
❀ꗥ~ꗥ❀ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐀 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓 ❀ꗥ~ꗥ❀
 

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