Trueisums!!

[Blue Jay]

I dialed a number and got the following recording:

'I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the
Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes.'

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( I LOVE THIS ONE! )
My wife and I had words, But I didn't get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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>Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting..

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The irony of life is that, by the time You're old enough to know your way
around you're not going anywhere. ( this one is me)

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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
Of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

:banana:

 

[Nestor_Kelebay]

Or:

"The best way to prepare for an uncertain future is to do the best job you can today."

"No one ever lost out by being polite, courteous and respectful."

"It's easy to tell smart people from dumb people. A dumb person will presume everyone else is just as sharp as he/she is and will lie to you thinking they won't get caught in their lies. A smart person will make the same presumption and follow the same reasoning to come to the opposite conclusion."

 

[midunno]

so thats why no one returns my phone calls......

 

[BantyMom]

"If the world were logical, men would ride side-saddle."
(Rita Mae Brown)

Yea! and that's 10!