I Love me some Hillary clinton
I always tear up at the thought because, man, Hillary Clinton is awesome. In a recent episode of Jimmy Fallon, he stopped his own comedy routine to gush loving tribute to Hillary, and I'm really glad he did.
I'm most definitely with Her.
Now I say this not because I agree with her agenda - because I don't, not even in the slightest. I don't love her because I regard her to be a person of outstanding character - because, in reality, I consider her to be quite possibly the most transparently morally decrepit person in modern American politics.
I love Hillary because she is a cancer to the Democrat party and the illiberal-left in general. If I were a liberal (i.e. an actual liberal who is capable of articulating real arguments), I would probably hate her with the passion of a thousand suns as she wreaks havoc among the larger Left at the alienation of independent voters and the unification of the larger Right.
Let us not forget that during the 90's, Hillarycare was such a disaster that it destroyed the arguments for socialized medicine for a whole generation. This was one of the most fantastic things to happen for those of us who hate socialism.
Let us not forget that Hillary's shtick is nothing more than a promotion of her womanhood as the singular quality as a human being, all while she is married to a known rapist. Even as I find modern 3rd wave feminism to be a cancerous, harmful and intellectually vacuous ideology, Hillary has done great work in exposing this. Women who identify as feminists seem to be generally on the decline, and Hillary is quite possibly the single most important force for making this happen.
Let us not forget that she violated national security protocols in egregious ways that probably would land most people in jail - depending on how the federal statute is interpreted. But even if we can all agree that her crime doesn't warrant jail time (I stronglydisagree), at the very least any other person would be fired from government service with their security clearance permanently revoked - i.e. they'd be disqualified to ever be in the oval office where they have access to all of our national security secrets.
Let us not forget that there are a series of other scandals like Benghazi and pay-to-play(among others) that would probably (and rightfully) end any Republican's political career.
...All of which is precisely why I love her so damn much.
Of course, the Left's love-affair with Clinton is puzzling, but who cares?
Just between you, me, and the rest of the world...